A couple of friends of mine (yes, I have friends) run a chocolate business and just happen to be big supporters of The Rots. Their shop is called Firefly Chocolates, and their store is in the food court of Westmoreland Mall in Greensburg, if you're in the area.
They asked me to illustrate a sticker for their packages featuring a Rotty girl holding a jar of fireflies, and here's how she turned out.
I also do their graphic design work, including all their signage and the Web site linked to above.
Wednesday, February 24, 2010
Monday, February 15, 2010
Wednesday, February 10, 2010
Download a free Rotty Valentine

Take your pick of two different valentines: "Be My Valentine" or a just friends "Happy Valentine's Day."Clicking the images will only bring up low-res versions. If you want the real thing, you can download each as a hi-res pdf. Give it enough time to download; the pdfs are around 315KB each.
Be My Valentine hi-res pdf
Happy Valentine's Day hi-res pdf
Tuesday, February 09, 2010
A real-life creature from your nightmares
This cute little guy looks exactly like something that's begging to be a Rot.
I'm pretty sure his mother was a past winner of the World's Ugliest Dog Contest (an actual competition) and his dad was a bat, probably vampire. He's actually an "aye-aye lemur," and he probably just needs a hug and a family to love.
I'm pretty sure his mother was a past winner of the World's Ugliest Dog Contest (an actual competition) and his dad was a bat, probably vampire. He's actually an "aye-aye lemur," and he probably just needs a hug and a family to love.
Friday, February 05, 2010
Newsletter subscriptions to The Rots Newsletter
I will be upgrading to a professional newsletter client prior to the next newsletter cycle, and I need current subscribers to re-submit their information. I don't have access to email information, so I'm not able to transfer from one mailing list to another.
And if you're not yet a subscriber, feel free to jump in at any time! Newsletters are scheduled quarterly throughout the year.
And if you're not yet a subscriber, feel free to jump in at any time! Newsletters are scheduled quarterly throughout the year.
Monday, February 01, 2010
Vampires in the bathroom
I'm not sure why, but all my life I've seen images of faces in all sorts of things that didn't really have faces at all. Sometimes they're in shadows, sometimes they're in peanut butter, and sometimes they're in the bubbles on my shower curtain. (Those links go to my kid's illustration blog, by the way.)
Yesterday I had a vampire in my shower curtain. I suppose you could also see a Rorschach test, but if I had to take my shower curtain as a Rorschach test, I would see a vampire.
Monday, January 18, 2010
Boris the Clown & Wiggles
This little guy's name is Boris, and he's the freshest Rot in my sketchbook.
I drew him in response to a fellow illustrator who saw my kid's illustration portfolio and told me the pictures would probably scare the children (I guess I deserved that). To get in the right frame of mind, he told me, I should be thinking more along the lines of "clowns and birthday parties."
Clowns.
I've always found clowns to be disturbing. And now I find myself trying to draw them.
And they've all been pretty much disturbing.
Thursday, January 07, 2010
The Museum of Modern Art
My napkin @ Cafe 2 @ the MoMA, 11 West 53 St, New York, NY, along with the image drawn on the wall that inspired the Rot.
Wednesday, January 06, 2010
Saturday, December 19, 2009
Diego & Frida

Been inspired lately by my place of work. Made a Rot of Diego Rivera and his lovely wife Frida Kahlo, in happier times, of course.
You gotta love the eyebrows.
Saturday, December 12, 2009
Slightly Irreverently Twisted
New URL on Facebook: www.facebook.com/slightly.irreverently.twisted. It's all possible because The Rots got enough fans on their page to become eligible for a unique URL. Thanks to everybody who fanned them!
Monday, December 07, 2009
Rots photo album
I have that Rots© photo album up on Facebook now if you want to take a look. It's just a mixture of some of the stuff I've been working on the past few years. Take a look around, but what would be totally cool is if you would take the time to become a fan. If I can get 25 people who are willing to admit they like The Rots, I'll be able to get a cool URL for the page that would be easy to use and remember (not like the one that comes up right now).
And if that weren't enough, I've also been Twittering!
It's all good!
And if that weren't enough, I've also been Twittering!
It's all good!
Wednesday, December 02, 2009
Ed Rendell
As some of you outside the Commonwealth may know, our governor signed a smoking ban into law (if that's the exact terminology) a year ago Sept. 11. As somebody who frequents those affected public areas I gotta tell you, it feels incredible to be able to breathe when you eat (or sit at the bar). I didn't realize how badly that shit smelled until we walked through a couple people puffing right outside the door on our last visit to Sharky's (Latrobe, PA). Only way to get to the parking lot was straight through.
My clothes don't reek.
My lungs and heart thank you deeply.
Thank you, Ed!My hair doesn't smell now when I get home.
My clothes don't reek.
My lungs and heart thank you deeply.
Sunday, November 22, 2009
Thursday, November 19, 2009
The Rots© have a page on Facebook. Not sure yet where that will lead, but you can become a fan. I did. Actually, right now I'm the only one. Kinda hard to advertise being on Facebook when you don't really have anything to show on the page. Eventually I'll get some images on there. Looks like a tomorrow job...
Wednesday, September 30, 2009
9
I had been trying to find the short film 9 by Shane Acker* shortly after it was nominated for an Oscar, but was going the "download" route rather than just the "watch" one. I have to say, both the short and the feature versions of the movie are breathtakingly beautiful, and I only wish I had figured out what I wanted to do with my life a long, long time ago.Of course, we went to catch the feature 9-9-09.
If you haven't seen the short, no excuses:
*For the record, the movie belongs to Shane Acker; Tim Burton produced, he did not direct.
Wednesday, August 26, 2009
Wednesday, August 19, 2009
Saturday, August 01, 2009
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